As you can see by the fine self portrait, this mug is roughly the size of my head. Which means that its capacity is similar to that of my brain, and that, good amigos, allows me to drink brain sized amounts of coffee every morning.
But more importantly, the mug is inscribed with a large blue bear, the ancient deity of window shopping.
In other news, slime tubes are just terrible. I’m not sure what the good people at Slime intended their green mess to do, but if it was coat an unsuspecting cyclists hands in florescent snot, they were successful.
But honestly, I would rather fill my tires with feces. I mean they're really quite awful. I'll explain tomorrow.
1 comment:
Not that, Amigo, is funny!
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