The blog contest for a free entry to the Pisgah Mountain Stage Race ends tomorrow. I'm currently in third place. This is not good. Only the top two bloggers get to race.
Until a few days ago, I was sitting comfortably in 2nd. Then Team Dickface pulled the old man card. He claimed that since he was old, he was at a severe disadvantage in a facebook-based-contest.
He failed to mention that while he has 786 face friends, I only have 580. I am at a 206 person face disadvantage. Pitty me and not him dammit.
Even now, while I sit inside a house for the first time in a week, making my sad grouper face at my small computer,
Dicky is doing his first stage race of the year and being pleasured by dirty hippies from Ohio:
A vote for Dicky is a vote for devious looking bald men and crusty dread lock nuzzling.
A vote for Cory Rimmer is a vote for Cory Rimmer's blog.
A vote for me is a vote for pitbulls driving boxes:
I take that back. Don't decide. Just vote for me. Right here.
I'm only 45 votes down. A comeback can be made, but the contest is over tomorrow. Vote now! And if you have means of broadcasting pleas for votes through facebook or a blog, broadcast away! It's crunch time.