Tuesday, May 31, 2011

a final announcement concerning the Pisgah Mountain Stage Race Blog Competition

The blog contest for a free entry to the Pisgah Mountain Stage Race ends tomorrow. I'm currently in third place. This is not good. Only the top two bloggers get to race.

Until a few days ago, I was sitting comfortably in 2nd. Then Team Dickface pulled the old man card. He claimed that since he was old, he was at a severe disadvantage in a facebook-based-contest.

He failed to mention that while he has 786 face friends, I only have 580. I am at a 206 person face disadvantage. Pitty me and not him dammit.

Even now, while I sit inside a house for the first time in a week, making my sad grouper face at my small computer,


Dicky is doing his first stage race of the year and being pleasured by dirty hippies from Ohio:

A vote for Dicky is a vote for devious looking bald men and crusty dread lock nuzzling.

A vote for Cory Rimmer is a vote for Cory Rimmer's blog.

A vote for me is a vote for pitbulls driving boxes:

You decide.

I take that back. Don't decide. Just vote for me. Right here.

I'm only 45 votes down. A comeback can be made, but the contest is over tomorrow. Vote now! And if you have means of broadcasting pleas for votes through facebook or a blog, broadcast away! It's crunch time.

6 comments:

Alice said...

Love the pitbul! Love the sad grouper face! Hate whiners. You have the slightly older but not ancient stitching lady demographic wrapped up! Going to vote now.

bill k said...

Looks like you made it! congrats. looking forward to a recap in xxc.

Anonymous said...

I voted for you cause I didn't like Dicks sarcasm, err he just seems like a jerk in his "so-great-blog" which just gets under my skin. I don't know you, but just glad you will be a blogger and not that guy that is always so upset over everything.

Anonymous said...

Congrats my son! You deserve it!

dicky said...

I need to remember to quote that guy.

dougyfresh said...

hahaha