the fastest bike in pittsburgh

20 inch wheels, a two foot seat post, a massive quill stem and color matched bar ends. I'd like to see the person who rides this:


The best part is its "suspension X2" design (which is legible even if the bike is being ridden upside down). I assume that means it has twice as much suspension as a hardtail, and four times as much suspension as a rigid bike. But my math might be wrong.

Unfortunately the owner locked up his machine with an extremely secure wallet chain, so I was unable to steal it. And I really wanted to go huck some stairs with it.